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Mercy, FemPyro Mod: who do you think would be best against those tanks?
General Doe: Demoman
General Doe: Crits.
General Doe: o3o
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: Nope. Try again
General Doe: Pyro with crits.
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: Nope!
General Doe: HOOVY
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: nope
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: .avi
General Doe: FAKin' ENGIE
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: Nooo~
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: Scout
General Doe: WHAT
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: sun on a stick
General Doe: WHAT
General Doe: WHAT
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: scouts
General Doe: WHAT
General Doe: Oh
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: they're a thing of beauty in x10
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: crit sun on a stick scouts deal out, in x10 MvM, to the tank...
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: 1151 damage
General Doe: JESUS.
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: and this server allows 10 players
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: so
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: 11510 damage
General Doe: JEEEEEEEEEZ
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: RELEASE
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: THE SCOOTYBOOTY
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: usually the kritz medics stay away from the scoots
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: in this case
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: it's good to kritz them
General Doe: Yus.
General Doe: "WHO UBERS A SCOUT?!"
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: *cue sea of sun on a stick scoots*
General Doe: "Apparently a Medic with a Scout that has the Sun of a Stick in a x10 MVM match"
General Doe: *Jaw drops and mind blown*
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: scootybooty
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: hee
General Doe: Make it an animal.
General Doe: o3o
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: well in one RP there is a veritable sea of sun on a stick scouts
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: the numbers are estimated to be from a million
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: to a billion
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: toomanytocount
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: but they're as hard to kill as cockroaches and incredibly easy to distract
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: dispensers and bonk
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: if you give them those
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: they will love you forever
General Doe: .-.
General Doe: Jeez.
General Doe: Will do.
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: also they like beating up tanks
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: in the RP my friend had a tank
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: they swarmed it
General Doe: OHHOHOHO, REALLY?
General Doe: o3o
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: and it was gone pretty quickly
General Doe: Oh God.
General Doe: Piranhas much?
General Doe: :3
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: and then they all fell down the bomb hole
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: and managed to not blow it up
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: so it was just a hole full of scoots
General Doe: XD
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: there was a dispenser at the bottom, you see
General Doe: Ohhhhh
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: andacaffienecooler
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: it was scoutnip, basically
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: XD
General Doe: DAT MISC
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: well it's full of bonk
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: instant scoot magnet
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: :3
General Doe: True.
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: *slowly opens door*
Mercy, FemPyro Mod: *sea of scoots spill out*


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